I sprained my ankle so bad that I’m walking with a cane.
Wtf is life?
Question for gun owners: should mine be loaded or unloaded before I fuck it?
loaded. i find the experience of shoving a loaded pistol in my ass with my finger on the trigger very exciting. pull the trigger for a wonderful tingly feeling. do reccomend
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
thank you blacklist
can’t blacklist a gif
Reblog if you’re a dinosaur. Like if you’re a human.
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary
Most reasonable post I have ever seen.
You ladies who follow me, well, you’re all really great and thanks for putting up with me being a fucking creep occasionally.
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather