"You can’t just lump things into two categories. Things aren’t that simple."
Donnie Darko | Donnie Darko (2001)
If women catcalled men (X)
Bet those arms could put together my IKEA furniture… New pick up line forever.
The shit people say to women on the street is disgusting and wrong, but I’m not gonna lie…I would greatly like to hear one of these lines sometime in my life.
In a Backyard Far Far Away Series by Craig Davison
Star Wars - Princess Leia, Chewbecca, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, R2-D2, X-Wing, and TIE Fighter
My childhood, this was.
movie requests (pt. 2) »
↳ “now, we must all fear evil men. but there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - the boondock saints (1999)
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
Sounds about right
|East coasters:||I drove through 17 states on the way to work|
|West coasters:||I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land|
|Midwesterners:||I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years|
|Texans:||Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months|
|Floridians:||Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–|
the year is 2022. government surveillance is at an all time high. in an effort to keep a minimum degree of privacy, everyone starts using typewriters again. typewriter sales go through the roof and i make a fortune because i invested heavily in typewriter stock in 2021